Episode 177

                “On the road again,
                Like a band of gypsies we down the highway
                We’re the best of friends.
                Insisting that the world be turning our way
                And our way
                Is on the road again.”
                                Willie Nelson, On the Road Again

 

                “Okay.” Morgan said, sitting in the back of the black van as it lumbered through the winding desert roads. “Let me get this straight.” He said, looking up at Ledger and Sydney, who sat quietly in the only two seats in the vehicle. He sat forward, leaving Vincent and Jason quietly in the back, the two ignoring the conversation between the three friends.

                “Our part of ‘Operation Sword Hilt’, which I have to admit is kind of a cool name, is that we’re going to drive half a mile to this fortress,” He started. “We’re going to ditch the van and hoof it the rest of the way.”

                “Right.” Sydney nodded, focusing on the road Ledger maneuvered like a master video gamer.

                “We’re not to the main part I have issue with yet.” Morgan said politely, weathering the sharp turns without notice. “So, we ditch the van, walk half a mileish, and then we get to the clearing before the fortress.”

                “Now, rather than do this is camouflage, which would be somewhere close to being friends with sensible, we’re going to do this dressed in black and red. Now, black might seem like a good idea, it really might, except that black doesn’t actually exist in nature and so it actually, amazingly enough, stands out more than most other colors. But then of course, we’re also going to be wearing the international symbol of ‘shoot me’ on our chests which would be the color red.”

                “Hey, that’s your problem pale face.” Ledger said, focusing on speeding the van on through.

                “I was getting somewhere.” Morgan continued. “So, we’re then going to cross this long field, with no real cover, dressed in black and red, and just kind of hope that we don’t get spotted. Is that the plan so far?”

                “Pretty close.” Sydney said, turning back to Morgan. “It’s not really, but it could be easily mistaken for the plan.”

                “Great.” Morgan said, bumping as the van hit a deep hole.

                “Sorry.” Ledger muttered to himself, taking a stronger hold on the steering wheel. Morgan glanced back at the other two knights, but they barely seemed to even notice the bump. They just went on muttering, ignoring the conversation going on at the front of the van.

                “So, anyway.” Morgan went on, stepping up to come in right between the van’s seats. “We’re then going to try and break into this fortress’ . . . parking deck?”

                “That’s right.” Sydney said. “You’re doing fine so far.”

                “We sneak in,” Morgan repeated. “Then we make our way, using some pretty sketchily drawn directions,” Morgan went on, holding up three pieces of paper, considering the quality of their directions. “To several key locations where we can disable the Hand’s security systems, then we just kind of wait for the other knights?” He looked at Ledger and Sydney. “Have I got?”

                “You’ve got it.” Sydney smiled.

                “Well that’s crazy!” He yelled. “Do you know understand that we are about to die?”

                “If the cause be just,” Sydney half-quoted.

                “Oh, don’t give me that stoic, knightly crap.” Morgan nearly yelled. “I mean for real. We’re going to get shot in the head or something, by a bunch of guys who, frankly, probably have military training, most likely have better equipment than us, and, I assure you, know we’re coming.”

                The van skidded to a halt.

                Ledger turned around very slowly. He looked right at Morgan, staring into the knight’s eyes. “Talk.” He said clearly.

                “Talk what?” Morgan asked.

                “What do you mean, they know we’re coming?” The black knight asked.

                “Ledger, come on.” Morgan exclaimed with an appalled stare. “You know what Everett said. He said he fought Jericho. The same Jericho that you and I knew.” He said, looking at Sydney. He looked between both of them now. “Do you guys honestly think that the perfect knight doesn’t know that we’re coming?”

                “He’s not the perfect knight, Morgan.” Sydney said, turning away.

                “No?” He asked in retort. “Trust me, guys. I know Jericho. And I can assure you, he knows we’re coming.”

 

                “So we’re sending the infiltration team ahead, in the van,” Lilah said, as she walked along with Roland and Everett. “We walk the whole way towards the fortress and, by the time we get there, they should have taken care of everything.”

                “That’s the plan.” Everett nodded. “It’s only about two miles to where the fortress is supposed to be, so we allotted more time to get there, but still, I think this should all be over before sunrise.”

                “Good, cause Edgar and me are gonna go drinking after this is all over.”

                “You guys technically already went drinking before this all started.” Everett pointed out.

                “And that’s the beauty of our plan.” Roland said, trudging through the thick, spiny underbrush and sandy surface of the desert park. “We’re going to go drink, eat a little, drink some more, eat some more, drink some more, then probably pass out, sleep some, drink a bit, eat some more, throw up at least once each, then go back to drinking.”

                “You guys are crazy.” Everett said, shaking his head.

                “Can I come?” Lilah asked, laughing at Roland.

                “Only if you do bring your own bottle and don’t bring your own shirt.” He said.

                “Deal.” The girl said, laughing. “Maybe. We’ll have to see where you go to drink.”

                “If we, and be we, I mean me, can talk you out of your shirt, then we’ll drink wherever you want.” Roland offered with a grin.

                “I hate both of you.” Everett grumbled to himself.

 

                “So this invasion force is on the way?” Jericho asked, as he led the way with Eli and Mint coming up behind him. “Aaron essentially invited them. Does Ken know about them?”

                “I don’t know why he would.” Mint explained. “Aaron’s the only one who’s had any contact with them. And all he knows is that they’ll be here in three days.”

                Jericho glanced back at Eli, then to Mint. “Three days, huh? Fair enough.” The knight said, speeding up his walk.

 

                The back of the van popped open as Jason and Vincent jumped out of the back. Morgan joined them on the ground, his sword already in place, just like their katanas. The three turned as Sydney and Ledger came around the opposite sides of the van. The five knights looked at each other, solemn eyes saying everything.

                “Okay.” Morgan sighed after a reserved moment. “Here’s the plan. I will take point.”
                “I should take point.” Ledger said, holding up his loaded shotgun.

                “Are you saying you’re not good enough to shoot around four people in front of you?” Morgan asked. Ledger bit his tongue. “Ledger, you take flank, with Sydney.”

                “Now wait a damn minute.” She yelled.

                “Sydney, don’t argue with me right now.” Morgan said, holding up his hand to calm her down. “Someone’s got to walk Ledger through this.” He turned to Vincent and Jason. “You two are going to bring up the middle. Now, we’re going to cut around the side of the field in front of the forest.”

                “Fortress.” Jason corrected.

                “Shut up.” Morgan bit. “It’s past my bed time and I’m cranky. Two excellent reasons why you should leave me alone.”

                “Sorry.” Jason said, holding up his hands.

                “We cut around the east side of this field, cut in along the side of the mountain and come up from the side of the parking deck.”

                “Has anyone figured out yet how we’re going to get inside?” Vincent asked.

                “While that’s not going to be a trivial problem,” Morgan started.

                “We’ve got this handled.” Jason said. The other four knights looked at him.

                “What?” Ledger asked rhetorically. “You brought a crow bar or something? Cause I don’t think it’s gonna be that easy.”

                “No.” Jason said. “It’s just, we’ve already made arrangements for this problem.”

                “Huh?” Vincent said, looking at Jason. “What arrangements? And who’s we?”

                “We.” Jason said. “Some of the knights.”

                “Which knights?” Sydney asked. “Who are you talking about?”

                “Guys, this can’t be that big of a surprise to you.” Jason exclaimed. “This fortress has like three thousand people in it.” He said, gesturing towards it. “Did you really think that so many underground military types could get together without us knowing? And even more importantly, without us having an insider?”