Episode 055

                “The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.”
                                Tyler Durden, Fight Club

 

                “Hi.” Marilyn said, looking from Everett to Edgar and Sydney with worry. “I . . . I didn’t mean to interrupt something.”

                “No, it’s okay.” Everett said, stepping to the side of the door, keeping his ninjato hidden. “Come in. I’m sorry I’m not in . . . in better condition to receive you.”

                Marilyn stepped hesitantly into the living room of the small apartment, looking nervously around. But when she finally came completely upon the two other knights, her jaw dropped. “Professor Blain?” She nearly shrieked, staring at Edgar. The eldest knight, however simply smiled as he stood up.

                “I’m Edgar here.” He said, taking Marilyn’s hand in a friendly and comforting shake.

                “What are you doing here?” She asked daftly. The man glanced down at his waist, at the rapier that sat patiently beside him. “Oh.” She said. “Oh!” Suddenly, everything fit together. “You’re a knight?!” She exclaimed.

                “She catches on quick.” Sydney said, chuckling to herself as Everett came into the circle of seats.

                “Can I get you something to drink?” Everett asked, turning Marilyn’s attention back around. The girl blinked at Everett for a moment, as if she hadn’t understood him. “Drink.” He repeated. “Would you like one?”

                “No.” She suddenly said, as if sounding hurried. “No, I’m fine. Thanks.”

                “You must be Marilyn.” Sydney said, finally standing. “I’ve heard a lot about you.”

                “I hope some of it’s been good.” Marilyn said, shaking Sydney’s hand, her eyes wide. Her head tilted, as she seemed to consider Sydney.

                “It depends on who was speaking.” The dame answered with a quizzical smile.

                “Are you . . .” Marilyn started to ask. “You can’t be a . . . a . . .”
                “A what?” Sydney asked, obviously already knowing the question.

                “Are you a . . . a knight?” The college student finally got out.

                “Dame, actually.” Sydney said with a bit of a sigh. “But yes. I’m a knight.”

                “I mean, a knight knight.” Marilyn asked in disbelief. “Like Everett and Ledger and . . .”

                “Yes.” Sydney repeated. “I’m a knight. Just like Everett and Ledger and Roland and the rest of them. Just like Edgar.”

                “But you can’t be a knight.” Marilyn stumbled. “You’re a girl.” Sydney’s eyebrow went up, her smile only getting bigger. “I didn’t think girls could be knights.” Marilyn went on.

                “Who said that?” Edgar asked, his voice turning Marilyn’s attention.

                “I just thought . . .” She started. Finally, she just sighed and stepped back from the two. But she had forgotten about Everett and in the process of stepping back, bumped up against him.

                The girl whirled around, her eyes wide with fear. But Everett simply looked down at her, unbothered. “Sorry.” She mumbled out.

                “Marilyn, why don’t you sit down?” Everett said, offering his seat. Marilyn looked at the chair, then to the others. Slowly, almost fearfully, she lowered down into the chair. When she did, almost in rehearsed unison, the three knights at down. Edgar and Everett to Marilyn’s left in the two other chairs, Sydney to Marilyn’s right, on the couch.

                “What brings you here, my dear?” Edgar asked, sitting back with his water glass in his hand. “The last dealing of the knights and the World Alliance was, how can I put this politely, strained as I understand it.”

                “You knew about that?” Marilyn asked, looking up with a pale face at Edgar. He nodded. “Wow.” She said, swallowing. She looked back at Edgar. “Have you always been a . . .”

                “Since I got out of high school.” Edgar answered. “As long as you’ve known me, Marilyn, I’ve been a knight.”
                “I never noticed.” She said.

                “There’s not a lot to notice.” Edgar shrugged.

                “Unless you know what to look for.” Everett added, looking first at Edgar, then at Marilyn. “If you know what separates a knight from everyone else, then you can spot a knight from a mile away.”

                “What separates a knight.” Marilyn repeated. She looked at Everett. “What does separate a knight?”

                “Mentality, largely.” Sydney said, her words turning Marilyn’s head and attention over to her. “A knight sees the world very differently than, say, a civilian or a police man or a soldier. A knight’s world is a very different world.”

                “What’s so different about it?” Marilyn asked.

                “That’s a much longer conversation than what we have time for.” Edgar said, standing up, his water glass empty. “I imagine you’re here for something other than a lesson on the knights.” He looked at Sydney and Everett. “Guys? Seconds?”

                “Thanks.” Everett said, holding up his glass for Everett to take. “But use the tap this time. I’m running out of bottled water.”

                “I like the bottled water.” Edgar protested with a grin. “It’s cleaner.”

                “You’re a tough guy.” Everett said, turning back to Marilyn. “You were saying?” He asked.

                “Saying what?” She said, turning to Everett.

                “Why you had come.” Sydney clarified.

                “Oh.” Marilyn said, looking back at the floor. “I came about drugs.”

                Everett looked at Sydney, the dame looking wide-eyed at Everett. “That’s a new one.” She said, reaching for her glass that waited on the glass coffee table.

                “No.” Marilyn said, waving her hands. “I mean, I found a place that’s getting some drugs tomorrow night.”

                “Oh.” Sydney said. She looked at Everett and suddenly rolled her finger around her ear, motioning to Marilyn with her eyes.

                “I think I already know where this is going.” Everett said, with closed eyes.

                “You do?” Marilyn asked, looking at the knight.

                “You want the knights to act as muscle.” Everett asked rhetorically.

                “No.” Marilyn said, shaking her head with a bit of confusion. “I hadn’t even thought of that.” She seemed to consider it for a moment.

                “What have I done?” Everett mumbled under his breath.

                Marilyn’s face slowly lit up. “Would you guys . . .” She started.

                “No.” Sydney, Everett, and Edgar all said in unison. The symphony of voices shocked Marilyn a little bit, but as she withdrew mentally from the conversation, she seemed to laugh a bit. “Why not?” She asked, still smiling.

                “We’re not mercenaries.” Edgar said, sitting back down, handing Everett his glass.

                “I didn’t mean to insinuate that I . . .” Marilyn started.

                Edgar held up his hand, a warm look on his face. “And I’m not saying you did. And even if you did, it’s no insult. But none the less, we do not do work like that.”

                “But I thought you guys helped people? I thought you helped people who needed help?” Marilyn said, looking at the trio.

                “We do.” Everett said, his eyes facing forward, as if he was staring out his window. He turned his head, looking at Marilyn. “But not like that.”

                “Then what do you do?” She asked, as if slowly getting offended by their seemingly malicious indifference.

                “We wait.” Sydney said, looking to Edgar and Everett, both nodding. “We wait and we watch,” She said with a sigh. “And we choose our battles very carefully.”

                “But, what do you wait for?” Marilyn asked. “People need help and they . . .”

                “No they don’t.” Everett said politely but directly. “People don’t need our help with a drug-trafficking problem.”

                “Yes they do.” Marilyn said. “We’ve got to get drugs off the streets.” She exclaimed. “We’ve got to stop them from getting more drugs on the streets.”

                “Why?” Everett asked. Marilyn was shocked by his question. “Why do we need to?” He went on, looking at the girl. “Marilyn, it’s a business. It’s a business like any other. There’s demand. And the drug-dealers have the supply. It’s the people that buy the drugs. It’s the dealers that sell the drugs. Simple business economics.”

                “But . . .” Marilyn tried, but she couldn’t seem to manifest her thoughts.

                “If the drug-dealers were forcing the drugs down people’s throats, then you better believe the knights would respond.” Everett said, his eyes suddenly seeming to blaze with intensity. “But as long as it is people making decisions to buy the drugs, nothing can be done to stop it. You stop people A from bringing the drugs in, and that simply means that people B will bring it in from the other side.” He looked at her. “You can’t stop drug-dealing by getting rid of the supply. If you want to stop it, you do it by getting rid of the demand.”

                “But what about people who are addicted?” Marilyn asked.

                “Help them break their addiction.” Edgar answered. “But to stop drugs, you make it unprofitable for the dealers to deal it. Stopping them by keeping them from getting the stuff in this week, means that the price goes up next week. Stopping them all together, means that you’re making it more profitable for the other guys in the long run.”

                “I can’t believe you.” Marilyn said, standing up. “You guys would sit by, with all your skills and everything, and let stuff like this happen.”

                “It’s like Sydney said,” Everett answered back, not standing when Marilyn did. He simply looked up at her. “We choose our battles.”