Episode 043

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            “Almost dying made me think. Not very hard, but…”

William Murderface, Metalcopolypse

 

 

            “No, grandma,” Everett sighed into the phone as he leaned back in the computer desk’s chair, “I’m doing fine on socks.”  A high-pitched old woman’s voice came through the phone as Everett stared blankly into space.  Before him, stacks of reference papers covered his desk while a blank white screen sat ready.  “I love you too, grandma,” he said.  “Bye.  Yeah, bye.  I love you too.  Bye.”  He sighed, slumping his shoulders as he groaned.  He waited.  “I love you, grandpa!” he yelled into the phone.  He waited.  “Did he hear me?  No.  I love you, grandpa!  How ‘bout that time?  Yes.  Good.  Alright, bye.”

            Everett clicked the wireless phone off and sat it down.  He stared at the computer, breathing out forcibly.  “Where was I?”

            The phone began to ring.

            “Right there,” he complained before snatching up the phone.  “Hello?”

            “Oy,” called Roland.  “Ledger and me are coming over for a bit.”

            “Why?”

            “Because you’re the only one who’s still got an N64, besides Morgan, so yeah no, and we got a game at the flea market today,” he said.  “We’ll be there in a bit, okay?  Peace out!”  He hung up before Everett could say anything.

            Everett tossed the phone onto the desk, leaning back in his chair.  He stared blankly, trying to pick between which of his frustrations he was going to get angry at first.  With a final shake of his head, he sat up, placing his hands on the keyboard.  “Okay,” he said, settling in.  “Where was…”

            The doorbell rang with a distinctive echo of fate.

            Everett looked up from his computer, his eyes narrowing in violent annoyance.  He got up, grumbling violent slurs under his breath as he stalked towards the front door.  With an agitated sigh, he checked through the peephole.

            Alan Vick stood on the other side of the door, four people behind him.  Everett stepped back and glanced to the coat rack in the corner where his ninjato was poised.  He looked at the door for a moment, chewing as he considered his options, and opened it.

            “Hey,” Alan said in a friendly tone as Everett opened the door.  “Sorry to just drop by like this.  I couldn’t find your phone number.”

            “But you could find my home address,” Everett said with civil annoyance.

            “Yeah, well,” Alan nodded, a little embarrassed.  The black guy behind him started to whisper and Alan turned quickly to him.  “Dude, I’m telling him.”  He turned back and laughed.  “Um, we, we’d like the chance to talk.   I guess, to discuss, a bit more formally, some of what you and I got off on the wrong foot about the other night.”

            Everett looked past Alan, to the four knights behind him.  “And these are?” he asked.

            “This is Dante Jones,” Alan quickly introduced, clapping the black knight to his right on the shoulder, “Ryoko Tsuyabura,” he continued with a glance to the Japanese woman who stood with a hard gaze, “Eliot Dillion, and our most recent recruit, Matt Thompson,” Alan finished, placing his hand confidently on the tall, blonde knight’s thick shoulder, making him smile assertively.

            “Uh-huh,” Everett said, unconvinced.  He looked back into his apartment, his mind quickly going to the sword.  “Come inside,” he surrendered with a sigh.

            Everett let the five knights enter his home.  Holding the door open for them, he kept his back to the coat rack, subtly moving the ninjato out of sight, but easily accessible.  Alan remained standing as did Ryoko, while Dante and Matt sat in the chairs, Eliot taking the center of the couch.

            “Forgive me for being rude, Alan,” Everett said as he closed the door.  “I mean no disrespect, but what’s this about?”  He glanced at the other four knights.

            “Ascension,” Alan said quasi-dramatically, standing unobtrusively with his hands in front of him.  “The knights in the United States have become a joke.  We’ve become a civilian militia, if you can say that much.  We’re viewed by the US government, and its enforcement agencies, with polite indifference at best and outright disdain at worst.”

            “Well,” Everett ventured patiently, “there’s a reason for that.  Every knight knows about the attempt in the 1950s by a group of knights to force their way into the US military.  A team of knights tried to take the FBI headquarters in Washington.”

            “Yeah, we all know about it,” Alan ventured carefully.  “And we all also know why they failed.”  Everett was still.  Keeping Alan’s gaze, he once again thought of the hidden sword.  “They failed because of guns.  They failed because of firearms; pretty much the perfect embodiment of everything knights stand against in the modern age.”

            Everett waited for a moment and said “Okay,” with an indifferent shrug.

            Alan shifted his weight, choosing between his next words.  Everett,” he said.  “We want you to join our cause.”  Everett couldn’t help but snicker.  “We want you, and your team of knights,” Alan continued, undaunted, “to join with us.  The move against the Brotherhood proves that the knights can organize, that we can unify.”

            “Unify?” Everett asked rhetorically.  “Unify as what?”

            “As a true military,” Alan answered.  Around the two, the other knights watched the exchange, staying silent.  “The United States has five militaries: the Army, the Navy, the Air Force, the National Guard, and…”  He smiled, a flash of disgust crossing over him.  “And the Marines.”

            Realization hit Everett in the stomach.  “Oh, I can already see where this is going,” he whispered aloud with reservation.

            “It is our hope,” Alan said with a glance and a wave of his hands to the other knights in the room, “to prove to the US government, to the world at large, that the knights can, and are, still a valid military; still a force to be reckoned with.”

            “Okay,” Everett said, stopping him.  “You’re talking lunacy,” he disputed emphatically.  “You want to show the world that we’re a valid military?  Why don’t you go join the military if you feel so strongly about it?”  He looked over the others, shaking his head.  “You guys are hypocrites.  You want to see a strong military but you won’t do anything to further it.  You want knights in the military, but as knights, only knights, and not under any banner.”

            “No,” Alan quickly interjected.  “Under a banner.  But under the banner of the knights.”

            Everett looked away, holding up his hands.  “This is crazy,” he said with a laugh.  He walked a few steps away before turning back.  “You are mad.”

            Everett, we can do this,” Alan insisted.

            “How?” he demanded.  “How can you do this?  How do you think you’ll be able to show to the world that the knights are still valid?  What are you going to do?  Storm the FBI building again?  You’ll get shot up, just like they did.”

            “No, we won’t,” Matt piped up defiantly, getting ready to stand up.

Alan held out his hand, calming him back into his seat.  “We won’t be storming the FBI headquarters,” he said.  “We’ll be proving to the world what knights really are.”

            A chill ran down Everett’s spine.  “What do you mean?”

            “Knights are more than human, Everett,” Dante said from the other chair.

            “What?” he asked in lost disbelief.

            “I told you I was here doing research,” Alan began to explain, his voice low.  “Well, we found what I’ve been looking for.  And it proves what I, we, most knights, already know to be true; that there’s more to being a knight than just swearing the Oath of Chivalry, more to it than just carrying around a sword and standing up for Right and Justice and Morality and Fairness.”  He sighed out.  Everett,” he said reverently.  “The knights are something more.”

            “And you found this out?” Everett asked.  Alan nodded.  “And you have proof?”  He nodded again.  Everett swallowed.  He looked down, his mind racing.  Through his thoughts, the sword by the door stayed constant.  He looked up, meeting Alan’s eyes straight on.  “Alright,” he said.  “You have my attention.”

 
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